July 31, 2021

Anatomy of a MAGA scam

What would you say if I told you there was a completely uncensorable, 100% secure phone you could buy that would not only stick it to those Silicon Valley elites, but it’d also help support good old American freedom and democracy?

Well, hell, I’d say: sign me up! Give me 10 Freedom phones and a side of making shit great again.

First though, let’s take a look at what we’re getting into. I love Freedom© as much as the next person but I’m also a technology journalist. And that means I can tell you how awesome this is!

Behold the the badass Freedom phone!


  • CPU: Connects directly to James Woods’ brain via the cloud
  • Screen: 4K is for liberals and nerds
  • OS: Whatever the cheapest Android clone we could smash together was
  • RAM: No thanks, I prefer Ford trucks.
  • Battery: Google says that’s a song by Metallica but this device only plays Kid Rock
  • Ports: You’re an idiot, you don’t…

Read full article here: thenextweb.com